The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
Fiona, a haiku
Damn I like ur face
Like oh my god wow so great
Just love me okaymy face may be good
but damn gurl, your face is like
beyonce level
You may say that dear
But from one to Beyonce
You are Beyonce
Fiona, a more accurate haiku
Patrick Patrick Pooch
So puppy pup cutie pups
What a good poochy
this is me
Fiona, a haiku
Damn I like ur face
Like oh my god wow so great
Just love me okay
my face may be good
but damn gurl, your face is like
beyonce level
Okay, so I allow myself to buy one moderately priced item every 4 months as a “good behavior reward.” And since I was such a bamf this summer, I got myself a mochi machine. A MOCHI MACHINE, Y’ALL. But then I realized no one except my Asian friends had any idea what I was raving about, so, this gifset was born. [x]
oh. fuck….
I WANT ONE.
fuck i want one too
edible rice clay
Oh yes.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
MY BRAIN IS ACTUALLY STRUGGLING TO COMPREHEND HOW MANY HUGE DOGS THERE ARE IN ONE PLACE ITS LIKE IN A VIDEOGAME WHEN YOU SPAWN A BUNCH OF STUFF GOD
SO. MUCH. DOG.
MY HEAVEN!! WANT WANT WANT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!! *sobs and just loves St. Bernards so damn much* ….. *dies* ♥
Oh my god they’re all panting.
THE SOUNDS
I’M DYING
oh god want
watch the video please please watch the video